Are promises really made to be broken?

Kerry;
20/07/1993

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via -itsmamawolf)

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

(Source: harrywantsababy, via ruinedchildhood)

  • Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
  • Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.